The Evil eye of Jimmy Fallon

There once were two gods, Kevin Hart and Jimmy Fallon. Kevin was the god of good luck and Jimmy the god of bad luck. They were both very important comedic gods and they competed over everything.  They would argue over things like who was better looking, who was better with the ladies, who was more powerful, and even who could cook better. You name it, they have probably argued about it. But today they got into it worse than usual, they started arguing about who was the funnier god. The argument spanned for days, with all the other gods picking one side or the other.

Jimmy and Kevin decided that the argument had gone on long enough, and that they needed to bring in a mediator to decide who was the more respected and loved god. They knew they would have to be careful about who they brought in as their mediator, they decided it had to be someone equally as funny as them, famous, and someone with a fantastic voice. So naturally they selected Hollywood’s own Robin Williams. 

Robin was very honored and very nervous to be selected as the gods mediator, he feared that if he chose wrong his life would be a series of unfortunate events for the remainder of his days. Robin thought long and hard about who the funnier god really was, and after a week he finally came to a decision. 

"Pick a number between 1 and 10," said Robin to the gods. 

"What?" said both the gods in unison. 

"You heard me, I can't decide whose funnier so were you two are going to pick a number between 1 and 10 and whoever is closest to my number wins." said Robin. Robin decided this was the only way that he would not be spited by one of the gods, man was he wrong.

"Three," said Kevin

"Eight," said Jimmy

"The number I picked was 5, so Kevin you're the funnier god," said Robin hesitantly.

Kevin obviously was extremely happy, but Jimmy was pissed. He decided that even though the decision was fair that he was going to curse Robin for not selecting him in the first place.

The eye of Jimmy Fallon was now cast on Robin Williams.

Robin returned to his home in Chicago, where he found his wife and children very sick with some incurable disease. Robin knew this was the work of Jimmy. Days later his wife and children passed away and Robin pleaded to Kevin Hart to bring his family back and save him from the wrath of Jimmy. Kevin told Robin that he could not reverse what the god had done, but that if he made it the sanctuary on Alcatraz Island, that the curse would be lifted. That’s when Robin knew he must make it to Alcatraz to save himself from this terrible curse.

This was much easier said than done. First, Robin decided he would fly to California, but every flight to California was booked. He then decided he could just drive there, but every vehicle he got into wouldn't start, even the greyhound bus. "Ill take the train," he decided, but every train he even got near broke down. Robin knew that his journey was going to be long and difficult, but the only way he was going to get there was by walking. 

So he started the 2,130-mile journey to the very ironic sanctuary of Alcatraz Island.

On his journey Robin Williams faced many terrible and challenging tasks.

First he had to get unstuck from the lamp, and help young Aladdin defeat Jafar and escape poverty.

Next, he had to help Ben Stiller control and wrangle up all the exhibits of the Natural History Museum.

Then, he had to act as cross dressing nanny in the movie “Mrs. Doubtfire.’’

Finally, he had to live in and escape the wicked board game prison of Jumanji.

After he finished all these tasks he was finally able to get to Alcatraz. But when he was just about to step foot on the island, Jimmy Fallon appeared and would not let him pass.

“You may have completed all the tasks, but you still have one last one. You must make me laugh,” said Jimmy.

A moment hadn’t even passed when Robin whispered but one word into Jimmy’s ear, and the god just paused for a second and fell over in laughter.

When Jimmy finally got ahold of himself, he revoked the curse he had set on Robin and even brought back Robin’s family.

To this day no one knows what single word Robin Williams whispered in Jimmy Fallon’s ear, but all we do know is that the curse was lifted and Robin was free at last.

Authors Notes: I really enjoyed the original "Evil Eye of Sani story so I just decided to change up the characters and the tasks that the protagonist had to go through to get rid of Sanis curse.

Source: Evil Eye of Sani from Bengali stories. 

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